Welcome to Open Gift!
You’ve been asked to come here and read the following instruction because you’re the recipient of a gift called the Rhode Island Foresight Gift Collection One (Ri4C.com/GC1).
Instruction for the Gift Recipient
Front and center of the Gift Collection One is the book Meet Alec Mustafayev – The Last Clueless Teenager. The gift giver gave you this book because the knowledge in it will help bring the relationship between the two of you to a greater orbit. Because this is consequential to your relationship with the gift giver, it’s important that you read the following instruction before you actually open the gift. Do not open the gift in a hurry. Follow the instruction below.
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